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After English exam

A: How was the paper? 

B: It was easy but question 5 confused me. 

A: What was the question? 

B: Question 5 wanted the past tense of "think", I thought and thought and thought and end up with writing "Thinked "

Boss: I am giving you a job as a driver, starting salary Rs.2000/-, is it ok. 

Man: You are great sir! 

Car starting salary is okay.... 

But... How much is the driving salary?? 

‌A crazy patient went to the doctor and asked, "if a toothless dog bites me what treatment you would do? 

‌Doctor:"Nothing I would give you a needless injection."

A: why are you late? 

B: there was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. 

A: that's nice.where you helping him to look for it? 

B: No, I was standing on it. 

Teacher: give me the opposite of this sentence:"children in the dark make mistakes"

Student:"Mistakes in the dark make children"

Teacher: Get out.

Two donkeys are standing at a roadside. 

1: So shall we cross ? 

2: No way, look at what happened to the zebra.